Wednesday, October 31, 2007

AAF!



at the end of the day, snap it out for the blohan, you bitches.

TGIW!

no smiles mean i love you.

IM GOING TO BEDAZZLE YOU INTO OBLIVION!

MORNING DEVOTED MANHATTANITES..

This Monday was my 22nd birthday and yes I do feel older, a little more glamorous and better off then I was this time last year. The weekend leading up to my birthday was when the real celebrating occurred starting off with a party at jades for kristas birthday where more things happened than I would like to admit, best represented by the following pictures..notice the faces and poses, that should help.
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B's thesis ending partyy which was fantasmically bedazzable..keeping it hoody, learning about charities and most importantly telling off the lame host.

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oh i neglected to mention i lost miss piggy @ jades party (R.I.P bitch) aka someone stole her ass and she's probably ruining their life like she did mine, oh i miss her. Still drunk I went into verizon to replace her and came out with Oprah my new world edition blackberry which I still don't know why I have but hey thats the best part. Alie and I met up with Mark for dinner and drinks before going out for the night, no pictures but equally fantastic..saw jcat in a slutty little red riding hood costume and she stole my green skin for oprah and replaced it with her pink one..biatch! Nothing else exciting happened, Dinner with the fam and keith's new gf who is TO DIE FOR! went to bed early and the rest is history.

boo.




happy halloween bitches.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

WIT A FETHA!


MIUCCIA AND I STILL AREN'T SPEAKING..

take a pictcha, it'll last lawwnga!



broadway star and friend..spring awakening, CHECK HER OUT!



retail therapy.

Monday, August 13, 2007

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

hills was ahmazing i will not go further into it..you saw it or you didn't DONE AND DONE



sandro and jtf RARRRRR

Sunday, August 12, 2007

super duper

managed to go the whole summer without posting, figured i would try and start it up again.

nothing new going on unfortunately.

shore house done, terrorizing LBI one crazy outfit at a time..

al i mean SAANdro and i are closer than everz

school starts up again, GORGEOUS

doc martens back in my life, MAJOR!

miss everyone..updated myself on what i used to do with my life, shed a few tears realized its a gay eat gay world down here if i tried to come back it would be devastating.

i didn't get to say goodbye to wy and gigi thats majorly un glamorous of me..uGHH!

summers practically over?

FINALLY seeing jennifaaa in spring awakening tuesday with the youngest frick

THE HILLS starts monday, sandro and i are beyond ourselves and my lawyer and i are extremely thrilled that we don't have to go to custody court for certain reasons starting with a b and ending with a zebra print!

it's been almost a month since my last cigarette..can i get a 'two snaps and aroundd the world' puhlease?

bratz the movie was ahmazing, AH DUH!

it's 3:36 am i'm still awake no longer pissed so i guess it's time to go to bed?

some new vocab to leave you with:
1. voldemorting (the act of destructive behavior) " we totally voldemorted the bear on the driveway"
2. love a good (adapted by gigi) "love a good_________" "i love a good piece of headgear"


night sexual salamanders

gee

Monday, June 18, 2007

THIS TOO SHALL PASS

double posting..do you love it?

Summer is basically here and I'm already having a bad time. Working sucks I miss fashion and with that i think it's time to start applying to programs and finding an internship with something I'm passionate and know so much about.

let me love and steal

honestly feels like life at this moment is at a complete stand still. I've lost my social life and got way to comfortable with how a simple bad habit took over for it. It wasn't anything specific but there was one thing that broke the camels back along with just a bunch of realizations after a very bored morning at work. I need to quit.

I miss my friends i miss going out i miss shopping i miss brunch i miss judging tourist i miss salad dressings and cunty waitresses. I need to get back in to it all and that is final. When people ask me how everything is i have nothing to say otheer than everything is well, nothing new and this time it's true, nothing is new because i haven't done anything new in 3 months. I haven't spent time at my apartment or slept in my bed, i haven't girl talked with wyatt or freaked out with al, i haven't spoke to my best friends in ages and more importantly i haven't gone home for a long period of time.

have i said i need to quit?

THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT CHANGING BACK TO THE OLD GEE, NIGHTS AT HOME ON MY COMPUTER WATCHING MTV OR 'ON DEMAND' MOVIES AND GOING TO SLEEP AT 9!

THAT IS ALL.
BEAR ME WELCOME, FOR I AM BACK.

GEE3

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Saturday, May 19, 2007

first faggot in penthouse

so it's been a crazy couple of weeks/month but gee is back with obviously glamorous and exciting updates.

work work girl talk sparks balenciaga texas headgear to boot diamonds on my neck permanent plus ones week long mia vacays blackout shopping return to nightlife the itis flying first class to the second apartment in brooklyn reunited hooters boogers are back in town red wayfarers couture hold my fin name that bone penthouse with chelsea?

STOP.

first faggot in penthouse thats right i didn't misspell it this tiny homo is in PENTHOUSE magazine [straight porn] with my boo chelsea..recap party late 06 bronques follows us in the bathroom for a "photoshoot" never to be seen again right? wrong apparently penthouse did a feature article on lastnightsparty his website and of course with my luck i made the cut for examples of his "crazy racey pictures" ..my parents would be so proud

here's the picture i think is in it..although i haven't bought the issue i'm pretty sure this is it:

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

getting it right.com

it's almost 2:30 and i can't sleep, root canal in the am and it's going to be gorgeous i just know it..

1. colored lipstick for boys is great..go for proenza orange or dior pink
2. shia LeBeouf is hot..remember him, even stevens disney channel..awkward
3. i need a puppy stat
4. spring is here and summer is coming..what the hell am i buying?
5. who knew vanessa paradis was amazing :)
6. still haven't gotten my apartment painted or got new shades and curtains..maybe by 2008 it'll be finished? no wayy to soon
7. bff's home forevr so soon
8. prada turban headband.. DUMBEST PURCHASE OF 2007 hands down.
9. don't you lov =e new things in your life?
10. olsen mania STILL
11. GIGI B
12. DIANA VREELAND AND CARMEL SNOW..WORK!


Sunday, April 8, 2007

Monday, March 5, 2007

forty forty and anti-march.

today marked the start of forty days and forty nights sober..i figured broken hand etc were perfect reasons to embark on this journey. wish me luck, hey if lindsay can do it..so can i?

the whole situation sucks, my hands and body are killing me..thank god for pain killers thats all i have to say..march better shape up i might not make it

but the olsens are keeping me happy..amen

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

back to classics.

copying rittercritter today bc i'm too lazy.

1. fuck i started smoking again for real, no more casual smoking when friends are..i had a real bad craving for the originals and damn it i broke down and got the usual..two packs and a yellow lighter, that should be enough for me to hopefully realize this is really a dumb idea.



2. i watched mtv monday as usual and my god i've never been jealous of any of those fake bitches on SSS but last night that girl had the sickest party ever i totally have to be her friend..viva harlem who wants to move up there with me this summer 128th and 2nd whole building pretty raddd we'll get bikes and big chains and ice cream sneakers it'll be a blassst!! THE HILLSSSSSS is getting so good i can barely make it through the episodes without throwing something at the tv heidi makes me wanna throw up and i really am obsessed with whitney and her eating disorder she's fantastic.

3. JAKE SHEARS IN 4 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BARELY SPEAK ABOUT IT, MARK'S THE BEST!

4. tea party for 3..baltimore or nyc?!! (hint hint pooks & dana!)

5. oscars- jennifer hudson better WORK! even though vogue ruined her again, she still rocked that house down!, gwennie babe sweetheart..CURTAIN CALL!, ellen was amazing and i can't believe she bones portia! RAR!! nicole kidman was marvelous as was the newly fabulous reese witherspoon and well tahts all i can remember other than the DREAMGIRLS PERFORMANCE!!..we're your dreaaam girlsss hah

6. shauns party was fantastic, enough said!

7. deanna brought back bambaleo

8. it's 6pm and i'm already day dreaming about bed.

9. high school musical on broadway, yup i said it

10. did i mention scissor sisters this saturday!!!!!!?!??!?

Friday, February 23, 2007

the faces present: CHAVUNSAY'S SUPER SWEET 23!



the prettiest princess in all of williamsburg who happens to be my best friend and the voice of 'the faces'turned 23 today and we're celebrating tonight at his castle on metropolitan all night long, to make it even better the QUUEEN PAATY PATTY is huur from the skreets of o-town for his birthday as well..it's basically fabulousity ALL AROUND..come one come all, bring goodies, prepare to get down to the notes and beats of the faces mark and deanna aka talkboy and dress to impress the face of the faces moi hah at the door..konichiwa see ya there bitches.

Monday, February 19, 2007

i'm not familiar





this is dakota, everyone say hi..she's often not familiar but thats okay

all dogs go to heaven




1989 was the start of a traumatic traumatic time of my life..all dogs go to heaven has been literally the one movie i have NEVER seen 2x and planned on never seeing again until deanna brought it up and made me feel awkward about the situation..like maybe you don't understand..little gregg f sitting on the couch in a big city with his "nice" older cousins CRYING HISTERICALLY bc the damn dog left the little girl omg i can't..i can't

i will see it, and i WILL get back to you.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

no secrets left



pull over that ass too fat


this weekend was huge, i did SOOOO MUCH..if sleeping late and watching marie antionette was excruciatingly fun i would be the king of nyc, but seriously the one amazing thing from this weekend was the purchase of an ipod *GASP* i finally bought one 6 years later it was an impulse buy on the way to starbucks and i'm in love..of course i dont know how to use it exactly but once i do waaatch out !!

more to come

cheetos, love and trailer parks.



this made my weekend how about you?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

happy valentines day blah blah

moved to blogger, fab.

little list.
1. for all @ DH that had to see me like i was, i am EXTREMELY SORRY!!!..LL told me it's going to be OK! :) :)
2. this precious little piece of life in a tote ..comments not necessary

3. celebrating valentines day with my parents..a-w-k
4. H.O.H model edition


5. my new car, duh

6. deerdana&pookie i heart you.

so happy valentines day everyone, shout out to my valentine(s) you know who you are (MOM, MY DOGS, the night shift doorman on thursdays) i decided to do what every single fabulous nyc gay would do..spend valentines day decked out in your best black even if its blizzarding like 1993 and spend it with your family..i know how pathetic. i'll spare the details but it went something like this..cruel, unusual, med popping and my dogs getting better valentines day presents than me..YAY!

this week sucks, the snow ruins life and so do the fucking mentally disabled people that somehow managed to survive living in this city, i feel like i'm taking crazzy pillllssss! not to worry i got my apple juice boxes and the world can sleep a little bit more peacefully now thanks to fresh direct. the only great thing that was this week was the H.O.H model edition line, i feel like a loser when i obsess about this but it's just so hard not to..my fly is undone lily donaldson? like come one..but but but where is the gemma or irina shout out..i mean STAM really dude? reallly?/ i think the crystal she does has more personality and fun in it..let me stop. STAM..CALL ME?!



random photo, but who doesn't love the lost boys?

alright time to fly, pint size OUT!